December 2010
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Dec 16th
Bro Scouts: The "Empathetical" Badge →
broscouts: You know how sometimes a bro you know will be all sad and boring because his dog died or his grandma got eaten by sharks or whatever? And you have to be, like, all … like, you can’t just talk about normal shit because your bro is all, “I can’t stop whining right now because my dog fell in a…
Dec 16th
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August 2010
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Tila Tequila suffers cuts, but escapes juggalos... →
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Aug 13th
ADA
Jesus: Check out my new scooter.
Judas: What the-? How did you afford this?
Jesus: Well, Judas, I recently found out that I qualify for the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Judas: *Despite* not being American?
Jesus: I was born in Hawaii. I have a certificate of live birth-
Judas: -Oh, Christ-
Jesus: -Which I'm more than happy to let you see. If you don't believe me, then you don't believe the President.
Judas: Fine. Whatever. So how are you qualifying for the "disabled" part of the act?
Jesus: Oh, well I only have one parent, so I figure I'm missing a whole bunch of chromosomes.
Judas: That's certainly... offensive. And a damn good explanation of your behavior in general, actually.
Jesus: I didn't hear any of that, Judas -- because I'm too retarded.
Judas: Lovely. You realize these scooters are for people who can't walk, right?
Jesus: Yeah, I took it off of some lady down at the clinic.
Judas: Did you at least heal her?
Jesus: DUR DUR DUR.
Judas: You are a terrible role model.
Jesus: DUR DUR DUR.
Judas: That's not how people with mental disabilities talk.
Jesus: You're discriminating against me. Racist.
Judas: We're the *same race*. And also that doesn't make sense.
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Video: American House Sinks in Venice  →
When Art FAILS it WINS: An American House Sinks In Venice
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ListenThis is it. Caesars, Crackin’ up.
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ListenI heard this on the TV.
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Alone on Valentines, an entertaining discourse on...
http://www.reddit.com/comments/7xey7/anyone_else_alone_on_valentines_be_honest/
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How do the ladies feel about beards
http://wiseperception.com/node/148
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